Gary Larson Quotes
The way funding works if you have 100 kids in your first year and you grow to 200 kids in your second year, the state is only paying you for the amount of kids you had in your prior year. You don't get funding for the other kids until halfway, two-thirds through the current year. - Gary Larson
The threads that connect us to other living things. Newspapers will run a headline: 'Shark kills human.' You never see a headline from the other perspective: 'Man swims in shark-infested water, forgets he's shark food.'
- Gary Larson
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression.
- Gary Larson
Suddenly, two bystanders stuck their heads inside the frame and ruined one of the funniest cartoons ever.
- Gary Larson
On Career Day in high school, you don't walk around looking for the cartoon guy.
- Gary Larson
No one knows what the public school system is going to look like in 10 or 20years, but we know it's moving toward being more innovative, more cutting edge or more designed to meeting the needs of individual students.
- Gary Larson
Just be careful how you put it back down, or you can wipe out a population the size of Manhattan.
- Gary Larson
I've always considered music stores to be the graveyards of musicians.
- Gary Larson
Its clear that as long as this demand continues, then charter schools will continue to thrive.
- Gary Larson
It was an older building. It was in need of work. There are significant parking problems. We had the opportunity to move into a new building that was built according to state-of-the-art environmental standards.
- Gary Larson
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