Douglas Adams Quotes


To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity. - Douglas Adams


Time is bunk. - Douglas Adams


Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams


This planet has -- or rather had -- a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy. - Douglas Adams


This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays. - Douglas Adams


There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.There is another theory which states that this has already happened. - Douglas Adams


There is a particular disdain with which Siamese cats regard you. Anyone who has walked in on the Queen cleaning her teeth will be familiar with the feeling. - Douglas Adams


There are some people you like immediately, some whom you think you might learn to like in the fullness of time, and some that you simply want to push away from you with a sharp stick. - Douglas Adams


The story goes that I first had the idea for THHGTTGalaxy while lying drunk in a field in Innsbruck. - Douglas Adams


The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't. - Douglas Adams


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